Vitals are Stable, I Am Not I Funny Goose Holographic Tumbler I Healthcare Worker Gift I 20oz

Vitals Are Stable, I Am Not! 

Because sometimes the patients are doing better than we are! 

Long shifts, endless charting, caffeine-fueled mornings, and just a little controlled chaos. Sound familiar?

Our Vitals Are Stable, I Am Not Tumbler brings the perfect combination of healthcare humor, personality, and adorable style to your everyday routine.

Featuring a sassy little goose dressed as a healthcare worker, complete with a stethoscope, cap, and soft pink-and-white stripes, this tumbler is made for healthcare professionals who keep everyone else together while running on coffee and determination.

Whether you’re surviving a 12-hour shift, grabbing your morning caffeine, or enjoying a much-needed day off, this tumbler is sure to bring a smile.

A Little Humor Goes a Long Way. Healthcare isn’t always glamorous, but your drink ware can be! Add a little laughter to your shift or surprise your favorite healthcare hero with a gift that’s as funny as it is adorable.

Because the vitals may be stable but the caffeine is absolutely necessary!

Why you’ll love it:

• Durable, high-quality finish
• Double wall insulated to keep drinks hot or cold longer
• Includes lid + reusable straw + cleaning brush
• Stunning white holographic shimmer finish
• Respiratory therapist inspired design
  
• Handmade with care by Belle Signature Studios
  
• Vibrant, full-wrap sublimation artwork
  

Perfect for:

• Everyday sipping with style and hydration on the go 
• Nurses, Respiratory Therapists, Medical assistants & healthcare workers
• Perfect for work, home, commuting and clinical days
• Cute desk accessories that are actually cute
• A little well deserved self care gift
  
• Birthday & Christmas gift
• Gift for her
• Funny white elephant gifts

Care Instructions:

• Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe
• Do not microwave or avoid extreme heat
• Avoid harsh scrubbing to preserve the finish
• Do not drop
  

Sip with intention. 

Shipping Policy

At Belle Signature Studios, every piece is handcrafted with intention and prepared with a luxury finish. Orders typically ship within 3–7 business days unless otherwise noted. Processing time does not include weekends or holidays. During launches, promotions, or high-volume periods, processing times may be slightly extended to maintain our quality standards. Handcrafted item. Limited Returns Accepted.

Image description: Funny Vitals Are Stable I Am Not skinny tumbler featuring a cute white nurse goose wearing a nurse cap and teal stethoscope, with soft pink and white vertical stripes and navy lettering. Product is one tumbler not three. 

Note: Each tumbler may have slight variations due to the handmade process.