{"product_id":"vitals-are-stable-i-am-not-i-funny-goose-holographic-tumbler-i-healthcare-worker-gift-i-20oz","title":"Vitals are Stable, I Am Not I Funny Goose Holographic Tumbler I Healthcare Worker Gift I 20oz","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eVitals Are Stable, I Am Not! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBecause sometimes the patients are doing better than we are! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eLong shifts, endless charting, caffeine-fueled mornings, and just a little controlled chaos. Sound familiar?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eOur\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eVitals Are Stable, I Am Not Tumbler\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e brings the perfect combination of healthcare humor, personality, and adorable style to your everyday routine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eFeaturing a sassy little goose dressed as a healthcare worker, complete with a stethoscope, cap, and soft pink-and-white stripes, this tumbler is made for healthcare professionals who keep everyone else together while running on coffee and determination.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eWhether you’re surviving a 12-hour shift, grabbing your morning caffeine, or enjoying a much-needed day off, this tumbler is sure to bring a smile.\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eA Little Humor Goes a Long Way. \u003c\/span\u003eHealthcare isn’t always glamorous, but your drink ware can be! Add a little laughter to your shift or surprise your favorite healthcare hero with a gift that’s as funny as it is adorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBecause the vitals may be stable but the caffeine is absolutely necessary!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy you’ll love it:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDurable, high-quality finish\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDouble wall insulated to keep drinks hot or cold longer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eIncludes lid + reusable straw + cleaning brush\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eStunning white holographic shimmer finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eRespiratory therapist inspired design\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eHandmade with care by Belle Signature Studios\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eVibrant, full-wrap sublimation artwork\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eEveryday sipping with style and hydration on the go \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eNurses, Respiratory Therapists, Medical assistants \u0026amp; healthcare workers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003ePerfect for work, home, commuting and clinical days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eCute desk accessories that are actually cute\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eA little well deserved self care gift\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eBirthday \u0026amp; Christmas gift\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eGift for her\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFunny white elephant gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eHand wash only. Not dishwasher safe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDo not microwave or avoid extreme heat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eAvoid harsh scrubbing to preserve the finish\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDo not drop\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSip with intention. \u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShipping Policy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt Belle Signature Studios, every piece is handcrafted with intention and prepared with a luxury finish. Orders typically ship within 3–7 business days unless otherwise noted. Processing time does not include weekends or holidays. During launches, promotions, or high-volume periods, processing times may be slightly extended to maintain our quality standards. Handcrafted item. Limited Returns Accepted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eImage description: Funny Vitals Are Stable I Am Not skinny tumbler featuring a cute white nurse goose wearing a nurse cap and teal stethoscope, with soft pink and white vertical stripes and navy lettering. Product is one tumbler not three. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eNote: Each tumbler may have slight variations due to the handmade process.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Belle Signature Studios","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56473290146164,"sku":"BSS-THC20-009","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0993\/3183\/4228\/files\/Mockup20ozVitalsarestable.png?v=1792275966","url":"https:\/\/bellesignaturestudios.com\/products\/vitals-are-stable-i-am-not-i-funny-goose-holographic-tumbler-i-healthcare-worker-gift-i-20oz","provider":"Belle Signature Studios","version":"1.0","type":"link"}